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なんかおもろいネタお願いします
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ドロワーを漁ると時々指を挟む
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フォントが全部ポップ体で、メニュー画面でのUIが役所のパワポ資料みたいなダサさ
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あとは「壁沿いに走りながら銃がつっかえるとヤバそうな音がして銃の耐久値が低下し、追加で精度にデバフが入る」とか
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スカブが関西弁で悪口を言ってくる
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「Pスカブの装備がごく稀にチェックシャツ(パンツイン)、メガネ、ジーパン、バンダナになる」とか
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ワッ…ワッ…デュッ…ワナスッ…ンフッ…デュフッ…ワナスカッ…フッ
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ジムみたいな感じで風呂が追加されて一定時間入らないとPMCとSCAVに場所バレるとか
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トレーダーの商品が全て税別表示
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セラピストが次亜塩素を勧めてくる
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ラグマンに装備のダメ出しをされる
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レイド中にミルクを飲むと腹を壊してエネルギーと水分が消える。放置すると脱水症状で死ぬ
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USEC BEARの組み分けがこれ
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>>スカブって言われて死にそう
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タギラのアーマーに書いてあるのが中指じゃなくてクソ痛いポエムになる
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尿意システム追加
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LL4でトレーダーの顔グラがニンマリし出す
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セラピがたまにどぎつい恰好をしている
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セラピストが反ワク
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>>反ワクのくせにヤバそうな注射器は平気で売りつけてくるんですよねw